-BURA NA MAANO HOLI HAI (Belated) – following is only for entertainment
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Kya keh diya tune, aye Faridabadi Saadoo,
Ki Bilaspuri Machhi, hai swad mein Fadoo.
Yeh Sunke Miyan ji, ho gaye they Lattoo,...
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Munh mein aaya paani, Jeeb badi hai chattoo.
Man hi man thaan liya, Mauka Mile to Jhapattoo(n),
Kismat uski acchhi thi ,Ghar jo lautna tha parsoo(n).
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Chali Utkal Faridabad se, Bahut khush thaa Bhakkoo,
Dekh BSP station, train se utar gaye Mr. Bajar battoo,
Macchi ke chakkar mein, Bhage jaise koi pagal tattoo,
Station se bahar nikal gaye, bol raha tha Machhi ka Jadoo.
Khub khareedi Bilaspuri Machhi, Socha Jyada se jyada Khaloo(n)
Swadisth machhi khilake kuch Begum ji ki bhi Wah Wahi paaloo(n).
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Sahabji ko pata na chala, kab train ho gai chaaloo,
Train sung aage nikal gaye, unke BibiJi aur Guddoo.
Saare armaan toot gaye, train jo ho gai Udan-Chhoo,
Station par khade reh gaye, hamaare miyan Ji Nikhattoo.
Udhar khali BSP station par koi maar raha tha Jhaadu,
Khoob khaai Macchi aur khud kehlaye gaye Jhandoo.
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Desh ke patal par bhi election tha chaaloo,
Haathi ko le dooba dharma/Jaati-vaad ka Bhaaloo.
Do phatke maar ke toot gayi thi Jhaadoo,
Cycle bhi puncture hui kaam aaye na Laaloo.
Panja fracture ho gayyaa cycle se gir gaye pappoo,
Khoob Khila Kamal phir se Modiji ka chal gaya Jaadoo.