Its Joke Time for busy Railfans:
While in a Train a small conversation between a Passenger without ticket boarding a Reserved Coach and TTE in the Train.
TTE: Ticket Please?
Passenger: I don't have a ticket.
TTE:...
more... Where r u going?
Passenger: Where Lord Ram was born.
TTE: Come! I will take u where Lord Krishna was Born.
Passenger: (Unknowingly) Where?
TTE: In Jail.