After such nasty and scary news, it seems a little bit of entertainment is very badly required. So I dedicate the following to all of my IRI friends.
For entertainment only without any emotions please.
IR
Monopoly ki lathi bhanjenge, Logon par khoob chalayenge;
Hum...
more... nahin sudhrenge, Inhein (yaatriyon ko) marte tak marenge.
kabhi satayenge kabhi lootenge inhen, yeh bach ke kahan jaayenge;
Jab-jab IR mein berth paayenge, aap jeb apni poori khaali karvaayenge.
Berth ki mara-mari ka ye fayda khoob uthayenge, Aise din bhi aayenge;
Jab Yaatriyon se jam ke paise lenge, aur lower berth ke neeche sulayenge.
PAXs
IR ke Yaatri gana suno, kya aap yeh pran karenge?
Jo hota hai ho jaye, hum to sada mast rahenge!
Jo karna hai tum karlo, hum bhi tumhe dekh lenge!!